Enraged over the loss of his would-be son-in-law and meat inheritance, Cappy deems Juliet a disgrace to his whole family tree and sentences her to death, but Tromeo arrives just in time to chase Cappy out of her room before he can kill her, and bring Juliet's appearance back to normal by a single kiss. The mere sight of her causes Arbuckle to leap out of Juliet's window in fright, committing suicide in the process. On the day of her wedding, Juliet drinks the apothecary's potion, transforming her into a hideous cow monster (complete with a three-foot penis). Together, the three devise a plan to clear Tromeo's name and end the Capulet/Que feud for good, enlisting the help of Fu Chang, the apothecary, who sells Juliet a special potion which will aid her predicament. Eventually, Juliet goes into hiding with Father Lawrence, whom she recruited along with Tromeo, who is still at large by the police. With the help of Cappy, Arbuckle accepts her re-proposal and the wedding date is set. Learning from the late Tyrone that Juliet has already became Tromeo's wife, Cappy savagely beats her into reconciling with Arbuckle, threatening to disown her if she resists again. However, after receiving information from Ness, Detective Scalus declares a manhunt for Tromeo to ensure that Tyrone's sacrifice won't be in vain on Cappy's behalf.
Tromeo, enraged by his friend's death, pursues Tyrone, slays him (through a series of car crashes that dismember him), and goes into hiding. Eventually, Murray stands by Tromeo's side to try and defend his honor, but is fatally wounded by Tyrone's club as an example for anyone, besides Arbuckle, who dares to seduce Juliet. Now a kinsman to the Capulets, Tromeo reassures Tyrone that Juliet doesn't want Arbuckle as her husband anymore hence announcing a truce to both families. Tyrone, upon discovering Juliet's secret affair, gathers his gang together and accuses Tromeo of bridenapping. Juliet breaks her engagement with Arbuckle and, with the help of Father Lawrence, the two are married in secrecy the next day. After proclaiming their love for each other both verbally and physically, they agree to be married. Eventually, Tromeo sneaks into the house of Capulet and the two meet once again. Cappy, disgusted at his daughter's active libido, forcefully imprisons her in a plastic cage as punishment. Tromeo and Juliet continue to be enamored by one another from afar. The two instantly fall for each other and share a dance until an angry Tyrone chases him out of the house. Tromeo staggers around the party in disillusion until he locks eyes with Juliet. On the insistence of Murray and Benny, Tromeo attends the Capulets' masquerade ball in the hopes of meeting Rosie, only to find another man performing cunnilingus on her. Sammy gets caught in the window of Monty's speeding car, where he is thrown head-first into a fire hydrant and gradually dies. Almost immediately afterward, Monty and Cappy start threatening each other with weapons. In the meantime, a bloody brawl between Murray and Sammy Capulet catches the attention of Detective Ernie Scalus, who gathers the heads of the two families together and declares that they will be held personally accountable for any further breaches of the peace. Juliet is sequestered in her family's mansion, watched over by her abusive father Cappy, passive mother Ingrid, and overprotective cousin Tyrone, all the while being sexually satisfied by family servant Ness ( Debbie Rochon).īoth Tromeo and Juliet are trapped in cases of unrequited love: Tromeo lusts for the big-bosomed, promiscuous Rosie Juliet is engaged to wealthy meat tycoon London Arbuckle as prelude to an arranged marriage. Tromeo lives in squalor with his poor father Monty and works at a tattoo parlor with his cousin Benny and friend Murray. Set in modern-day Manhattan, the film begins with the narrator ( Lemmy of Motörhead) introducing two families: the rich Capulets and the poor Ques.Īt the center of these families are Tromeo Que and Juliet Capulet.